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Monday, August 22, 2005

New Prices For Cows

Erreventy five dorrars, 9 pence, 6 yen, 4euro dorrars, 7US dollars and 9 francs for 1 magical strawberry milk producing cow wearing a dress, inc. postage, packing and insurance.

Wednesday, September 15, 2004

Relatives gathered in the waiting room of a hospital as their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.

"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news. The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky, but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news.

After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"

The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain."

The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.

A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence. "It's just standard pricing procedure, she explained. "We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."

Friday, August 27, 2004

:/

why is no one else signing up :(

Tuesday, August 24, 2004

Yay

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